My Top Ten Favorite Conspiracy Theories #1

Posted: January 14, 2011 in Creative Inspiration, top 10
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#1 ~ The Rothschild Family owns EVERYTHING

We made it! Are you excited good creative people? Well you should be (I know I am)! Today I have for you my longstanding favorite in “Cospiricous’ Theoricuss’es” (conspiracy theories… in my excited Latin I just made up).

~The Rothchild Conspiracy~

The story of the Rothschild family is a heavily tarnished, and deep-seeded affair, where in the end – an undeniable picture is painted (amazing based mostly on FACT), of this family holding the strings to the top players around the globe! They are thought to BE the Illuminati, the Masons, the very reason we wage wars, and also the very people who profit from it all!

Good ladies and gentlemen of reason, creativity, and conspiracy alike, here we go:

The Rothschild’s, like any other family, had exceptionally humble beginnings. Our story begins back in 1743, with the birth of, Mayer Amschel Bauer, the son of a money-lender, and eventual apprentice to his counting house (basically, the modern equivalent to an accountant).

By seventeen, Mayer has grown quite accustomed to the red hexogram that his father, Moses Amschel Bauer, has hung above the door to their store, and it was purportedly with hopes to make his father (and their clandestine symbol, 6-sides, 6-vertices, 6-angles…), proud, that he left his home in Frankfurt Germany, to go work for a banker in Hanover. Moses does quite well working for the Oppenheimers, and around 24 years of age, he is promoted to Jr.Partner at the banking institution.

After a year or two of working at the bank, Mayer receives the grim news of his father’s death back in Frankfurt, and returns home to take over the family business, finding that lovely sign still hanging above the door. Whether it was in remembrance of his father, or simply a preternatural love of this symbol we’ll never know, but at this point, Mayer Amschel Bauer chooses to change his last name to Rot-(<-german word for “red”)-schild (<-german word for “sign”), making the first bonafide member of the Rothschild family.

Now Mayer Amschel Rothschild (the man who will be the start of all the atrocities to come), learns that an old associate of his from the bank has been working for Prince William IX of Hesse-Kassel (a very rich man in Europe at the time, with quite the fancy-pants name), and see’s an opportunity…

Using his acquaintance as an in, Mayer weasels himself into the court of the Prince, and begins selling him trinkets and rare coins at a heavy discount. This would be the Rothschild’s first taste of lending to a government,  and it was delectable and rich. Mayer rapidly learned that a government would always request greater loans than an individuals eve could, and also would be sure to pay him back – thanks in no small part to the taxpayers (THAT’S US!!). This, “lending to a nation’s government” trend would be a pattern that the Rothchilds would come to use throughout history.

1790~”Let me issue and control a nation’s money and I care not who writes the laws.”

That’s a scary line… and undeniably true (guess who’s quoted as saying it?). A nation is only worth what it can buy and trade in paper, A.K.A.–money, and if you were the person in control of said money, what on earth could stop you? Are we getting the willies creative peeps? You should!

1770– Mayer understands that the revolution he has in mind cannot be achieved alone, so it is thought that around this time he conceives of the Illuminati (a luciferian word which means “The keepers of the light”, a reference to Lucifer – don’t look at me that way, I’m not making this stuff up!), and commissions Adam Weishaupt, a trusted friend and ally in his dastardly deeds, to organize and develop the group.

Around 6 years later Adam completes his organization of the clandestine group. With money from Mayer they hire 2,000 individuals, and together under Mayer’s instruction they begin taking over the masonic lodges that are already spread all throughout Europe (a convenient and unfortunate note of history as the masons had been growing since the 14th century, and were by now EVERYWHERE), working their way up to the secret highest tiers of the Masons, and changing all the teaching beneath them to mirror their plans of world domination!

I won’t give you the specific details of their plan, as it’s easily found all over the internet (and is pretty lengthy say thank-ya, there will be links, there will be links… just read on), but it boils down to confusing the heck out of everyone, and robbing them blind in the haze, by lending to governments that go to war, and creating debt in the process.

1784~They’re caught!

Yea that’s right, they were caught… on more than one occasion. In this instance the group was looking to take control of France’s bank (and if you read that quote up top, it’s very government as well), and their representative, Maximilien Robespierre, who they’d met in a masonic lodge (now an Illuminati run building), wanted to help, but hadn’t the slightest clue how to do it… But that didn’t matter, they would help! What good people. All that was important was that they had their leverage ready…

So Adam Weishaupt commissions Xavier Zwack to write his careful instruction of France’s takeover in the form of a book, and once finished a year later, they had this book sent V.I.A. courier to Robespierre in France, and all was fine and dandy, and going according to plan when… BAM! The courier was struck by lightning (Divine intervention?), and the Bavarian Police wind up recovering the delicate document. Shortly thereafter the Bavarian government outlaws all Masonic/Illuminati lodges, and raids the homes of its members.

Clearly the Bavarian government had seen something in that book that was cause for alarm

They go on to publish a document entitled, “The Original Writings of The Order and Sect of The Illuminati”, which they send to the heads of church and state worldwide, in hopes to illuminate what was happening underneath all of their very noses.

Sadly the document was ignored, as it was thought to be a fanciful work of fiction…

Robespierre eventually get’s his book, the French revolution takes place (putting the country greatly in the Rothschild’s debt, as he lent the money for the weapons of war), and the Rothschild’s help establish a new constitution in France – that’s a bankers dream come true – where the Roman Church could no longer levy their tithes, and the government began taxing the church, to help pay back the Rothchild’s and their affiliates.

Umm… Jared, I’m getting freaked out here. Where’s the part when we get to the fun conspiracy?

Uhh… I’m sure we’ll get there soon. But that’s a good point. Let me see. Next is America, will that hold your interest?



On to America!

Alexander Hamilton; the inaugural Secretary of treasury to our first president George Washington (and founder of the First Bank of the United States), was an alleged mason under John Tinkler back in the British West Indies; where he was born.

It is thought that when his mother died and he was orphaned, that he had been looking for a place to work when he found a local import-export firm named, Beekman and Cruger. Both of the owners were happy to take Alexander under their wing, and they treated the boy like a son… they were also members of Tinkler’s Lodge (established before he was born in 1752), and they taught Alexander the ropes of Illumaniti tradition, in true banker fashion.

Alexander was well aware that America would be weary of adapting its own one bank system – as when we seceded from England it was not only for religious freedom, but also to escape the inherent debt building society under the tyranny of a central and privately owned bank – so he proposed the idea to the first session, of the first Congress, in 1790, with a 20 year charter tagged on as its expiration date, seemingly giving an escape route in the years to come to those in doubt of his overarching plan.

Hamilton proposed funding the bank with the sale of $10 million dollars worth of stock, the first $2 million of which the US government would be responsible for buying, and the other $8 million left over would be open to the public (provided that they pay 1/4 of their purchase in gold/silver). Sensing the problem before it arose, Hamilton put forth a Payment plan for the young nation (as we had nowhere near $2 million to invest), where it could pay off the loan in ten easy installments of only $200,000 (sounds like a cheezy infomercial doesn’t it?), with just a smidge of taxation added on to the tab owed so that the bank could profit.

Now i ask you good creative people… If i gave you $10 Dollars (or $10 mil), and charge you interest… but meanwhile all you ever have is $10 dollars to pay me back, how can you ever pay back the loan ($10) plus the interest (29.99%), regardless of the time you have to make it? You cant… and therein lies the genius of the plan.

The Rothchilds know, that once the teeth of corruption have pierced your flesh, the poison runs deep regardless if the fangs are removed

Despite the fearsome opposition of renowned historical figures (such as Sec. of state Thomas Jefferson, Rep. James Madison, and attorney general Edmund Randolph), Washington signed Hamilton’s “Bank Bill” on April 25th, 1791, and the First bank of the United States was built that same year in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania.

1798~ Professor John Robeson of the University of Edinburgh, publishes a book, with the (Bludgeoningly long title…), “Proofs of a Conspiracy Against All the Religions and Governments of Europe Carried on in the Secret Meetings of Freemasons, Illuminati and Reading Societies”. In the book Professor Robeson, one of the leading intellects of his time, outlines the Illuminati’s plot, and (having been a high level mason who hadn’t agreed with what he’d discovered), reveals all the grim and gory details of their sinister plan for world domination.

That same year the President of Harvard Uni. David Pappen makes a speech to his graduating class about how illuminism was influencing modern American religions and politics.

Both of these outward warnings are ignored as well…much like the Bavarian’s one before them

1811~ the 20 year charter for the First bank runs out, and congress votes down its renewal. Nathan Mayer Rothschild, 2nd son to Mayer Amschel Rothschild (the first dude who changed the family name), is quoted as saying,

“Either the application for renewal of the charter is granted, or the United States will find itself involved in a most disastrous war”

However, The United States stands strong, and the charter is still not renewed, and Nathan Rothschild is again quoted:

“Teach those impudent Americans a lesson. Bring them back to colonial status.”

The war of 1812 begins

A year later, the United States finds itself in a costly war with the British Empire (conveniently enough, people who themselves are corrupted and in debt by/to the Rothschild’s…) over superficial reasons, and the war drags on for 4 years, costing millions, and killing thousands.

1815~ Nathan Mayer Rothschild is famously quoted as saying,

“I care not what puppet is placed upon the throne of England to rule the Empire on which the sun never sets. The man who controls Britain’s money supply controls the British Empire, and I control the British money supply”,

something true to the form of his bloodline, and very similar to something his father might have said himself.

He would have been so proud!

The war between the Americans and the British negatively effects the worldwide credit of the US – bringing their lending and borrowing capability to the lowest level since its inception. The war eventually ends with Andrew Jackson’s decisive win in the battle of New Orleans (the inspiration for the song, “The star-spangled banner“), and directly after, in a dramatically fast turnabout, we open trade routes to Europe, as by now we really needed the cash – we had put ourselves in massive debt with the war.

1816~ the Second Bank of the United States is founded. The Rothschilds get their bank…

The Debt built over the cost of war is a phenomenal source of income for the Family – as now they had a bank in both the fledgling nation as well as in Europe – so, basically, they had effectively funded both sides of the war.

Andrew Jackson – a true American patriot – was a famed opponent to the bank and the Rothchilds alike; as he had been involved as a general in the final battle to thwart their influence in this country,  and his platform for presidency leaned heavily on the “Kill the Bank” motto.

1829~ Andrew Jackson is elected as the President of the United States, and quickly comes to dislike the second federal bank even more (if that’s possible), famously stating,

“beyond question that this great and powerful institution had been actively engaged in attempting to influence the elections of the public officers by means of its money.” ~ Andrew Jackson  1830

Jackson poured all his efforts in the following years into dismantling the bank. He reduced our national debt to $34,000, and was the first (and only) President in this nations history to eliminate our debt altogether. He invested federal dollars into “Pet” banks (banks loyal to him), rather than the central one, as he knew of the true evil that was happening all around him, and constantly strived to protect this nation by any means necessary.

“Gentlemen, I have had men watching you for a long time and I am convinced that you have used the funds of the bank to speculate in the breadstuffs of the country. When you won, you divided the profits amongst you, and when you lost, you charged it to the bank. You tell me that if I take the deposits from the bank and annul its charter, I shall ruin ten thousand families. That may be true, gentlemen, but that is your sin! Should I let you go on, you will ruin fifty thousand families, and that would be my sin!

You are a den of vipers and thieves. I intend to rout you out, and by the grace of the Eternal God, will rout you out.”

~~~Andrew Jackson; when forcing the closure of the Second Bank of the US in 1836~~~

Having in his lifetime; served as an active General through countless engagements, dramatically reduced the national debt, revoked the one bank system, thwarted Europe’s influence, and saved the country from the Rothchild’s influence, Jackson had undoubtedly lived a full and amazing life.

1845~ The great unsung hero of America, Andrew Jackson, dies…

When asked on his deathbed what the greatest achievement of his life was, he responded without hesitation,

“I killed the bank”

1865: President Abraham Lincoln has dealings with the meddlesome Rothschild’s as well, saying, in a statement to Congress having to do with both the civil war and the Rothchilds lending influence in the small, once loyal, “pet” banks, that now want to charge him upwards of 36% interest on the money he wants to borrow to fund the War,

“I have two great enemies, the Southern Army in front of me, and the financial institutions in the rear. Of the two, the one in my rear is my greatest foe.”

Lincoln, like Jackson, held strong against the tyranny of the family, and together with the Tsar of Russia (who was also stubbornly resilient to the charms of the bloodline), Alexander the 2nd, they made a stand against the family that kept both of their nations safe.

April 14th, also 1865~ President Lincoln is assassinated…

The story I have told you good creative people is sadly only a small piece of the true history of the Rothchilds. They would go on (through their daughters), to have family ties to the Rockefeller’s, duPont’s, Astor’s, Kennedy’s, Oppenheimer’s, and many, many more. As amazing a saga as I have spun, it does however have a tragic end…

In 1907~ during a US recession, the infamous bankers panic occurs when stocks fall below 50% of what their peak was that same time last year, and because of this, and all the borrowing that followed… (gee, I wonder who could have had enough world influence and money to manipulate the state of our markets to such an extent…)…

1913~ the third central bank of America, The Federal Reserve (third time’s a charm), is founded,

largely as a response to the debt we gained during our period of recession, and low markets, and it is this very banking institution that we have come to rely on today…

They keep no records

They report to no-one

They were never fully ratified in the US

Yet we pay them droves of cash each year…

They start wars, and profit from both ends

As the Illuminati they’ve overtaken the Freemasons, they have worldwide members that are our very presidents, and they effectively run the world!

Or do they…………………………………………….?

Ladies and gentleman, I give to you, the greatest conspiracy of all time!

Links!: Good timeline, microchips?, just for fun.

Wiki any of the following: First US Bank, Second US bank, Federal reserve, any name listed above, and event, it’s all historically accurate… hope you all had fun with this, and that I didn’t scare you too bad.

Tune in tomorrow when i surmise every conspiracy up until this point in my unique, original POV, until then stay creative good people!

  1. Great story thanks for sharing

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